GOBLIN TECH: YOUR BUDGET'S BEST FRIEND

Alright, listen up, you scurvy landlubbers! We goblins know a thing or two about makin' things work on the cheap. And when it comes to tech? We're the masters of makin' somethin' outta nothin'. Clunky parts, cobbled together with madness and a whole lotta duct tape - that's goblin tech! Don't let them fancy humans fool ya with their shiny gadgets.